Hey, hi, hello! If you haven't read last week's Email Paradise (EP), you miiiiight be a lil out of the loop (go read it!!!!). Reminder of this week's prompt in case you haven't done it yet: Write bad copy. ON PURPOSE. Write down lines that bother you or sentence structures that SCREAM, "oh you plugged that into claude, didn't you?" Anything that makes you cringe because it's so bad. For example: 1. It's not just an eye cream; it's your holy grail to remove dark circles. 2. I tried the quick...
13 days agoΒ β’Β 2 min read
Edition #152 August 11th, 2026 Have you been seeing all the Canva hate lately?? I'm still a bit out of the loop, but I have been seeing some posts about sneaky things they've been doing with AI lately... like removing the tag that indicates whether an image or element is AI-generated, which has me feeling some type of way π₯΄π₯΄π₯΄ Disgusted. Disappointed. Defeated. Disrespected. Deceived. Delirious. Depressed. Drained. ... okay I think that's all the negative D words I can think of that fit the...
16 days agoΒ β’Β 4 min read
Hey, hi, hello! Last week I unexpectedly had to focus on my health + this breakdown wasn't scheduled because I was waiting for the link to go live and then... forgot. (oopsies). Sooo this week you'll be getting TWO psych breakdowns! If you haven't read last week's Email Paradise (EP), you miiiiight be a lil out of the loop (go read it!!!!). Reminder of this week's prompt in case you haven't done it yet: Inspo hunting!!! I try to do this weekly, and I truly do think it's half the reason I've...
20 days agoΒ β’Β 4 min read
Edition #151 August 4th, 2026 I don't talk about it often because I don't enjoy the pity that runs rampant across people's faces when I mention it, but I have chronic pain. Diagnosed at 18 and, unfortunately, gotten worse over the years because of a really bad car accident that should have killed me in 2023. Every day I wake up in pain. I do my errands in pain. I work in pain. I walk in pain. I go to the gym in pain (seeing a pattern here??? lolol) But I'm determined to not let that stop me....
23 days agoΒ β’Β 4 min read
Edition #150 July 28th, 2026 Last week, I was coworking with a friend, and we got on the topic of email marketing (I'm sure you're insaaaanely surprised that the email girlie was talking about emails, right? π€ͺ) She said something along the lines of, "I'm going to need to hire you soon because I don't have the time to learn a whole new skillset on TOP of all these networking events I go to AND trying to grow my business." Which, FAIR π―. That's the EXACT reason why most people work with me. Not...
about 1 month agoΒ β’Β 4 min read
Hey, hi, hello! If you haven't read this week's Email Paradise (EP), you miiiiight be a lil out of the loop (go read it!!!!) but this is the bonus edition where I share the psych behind the creative writing prompt shared on Tues. Reminder of this week's prompt in case you haven't done it yet: (it's all about writing oxymorons!) Set a timer for 15 mins (to remove the part of your brain that's gonna try to be 'perfect'!) and write down 10-15 adjectives on the left side of your paper in a...
about 1 month agoΒ β’Β 2 min read
Edition #149 July 21st, 2026 Guess whaaaaat Reader?? Dead Reckoning is live π I'm BEYOOOONNND excited, but I gotta be real with ya: This is only the FIRST iteration. I plan to add more to the sales page once I get my brand photos (ππ) back from my photog I'm planning on renaming the offers. I didn't think I needed to originally, but they're a bit more different than I realized. The local businesses subpage isn't ready yet π«£ Nor is the streamlined Dubsado workflow π«£ LOOOOOKKK, I ran into some...
about 1 month agoΒ β’Β 4 min read
Hey, hi, hello! If you haven't read this week's Email Paradise (EP), you miiiiight be a lil out of the loop (go read it!!!!) but this is the fourth (!!!) edition of a bonus add-on where I share the psych behind the creative writing prompt shared earlier in the week. Reminder of this week's prompt in case you haven't done it yet: Pull up a page on your website or a recent social media post and see where you can add more visual and descriptive language into it. Don't overthink it! This is for...
about 1 month agoΒ β’Β 2 min read
Edition #148 July 14th, 2026 Womp, womp, womp. 90% of the 4-part sales page for Dead Reckoning has been finished, but unfortunately, I underestimated how much time it was gonna take me to finish π But I am suuuuuper proud of how it's all coming together so far!! So here's a couple of my favorite lines: For e-comm founders: "The most successful e-commerce founders are often trapped in operational tasks and simply donβt have the time to build the personal brand authority they know they need to...
about 1 month agoΒ β’Β 4 min read